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I'll take That Pen Now, THank You Very Much

February 19, 2008
As far as safe bets go, offering one fountain pen for each story accepted for publication is a pretty good one, right? Not always. Read on, penpals...

I Write for Anyone Who'll Publish Me

February 18, 2008
Not much of a rant, but a question that always surprises and amuses me. Maybe writing is a more mysterious profession than I thought... Read on, fellow scribes...

If Neil Gaiman Really Was for Sale, My Credit Cards Would Be Maxxed

November 18, 2007
Just because your favorite celebrity did something different and made money for it, that doesn't mean he's a sellout. Odds are, he just really liked the project. Read on, fanboys...

AMERICAN GODS AND A BRITISH ONE

October 23, 2007
Who says idols have to be made of gold? This one's made of British charm and humility, and was just what I needed to get a story finished. Read on, wordsmiths...

GUESS I'M JUST NOT A PARTY ANIMAL

October 23, 2007
Who needs sports when you've got politics? To hear political parties tell it, elections aren't about picking the best person for the job -- they're about beating the other guy. Read on, voters...

when Is Customer Feedback a Bad Thing?

June 8, 2007
Some journalists and bloggers are speculating that the success of the Save Jericho campaign will encourage fans of other shows to try similar tactic. Even if this was true, when is customer feedback a bad thing? Read on, consumers...

WE DID IT!

June 7, 2007
They said we were wasting our time. They said we couldn't do it. They said Jericho was dead. They were wrong. Read on, Rangers...

Hey, CBS! NUTS!

May 16, 2007
CBS announced their upfronts today, and the news was not good for two popular freshman shows: Jericho and The Class. Looks like CBS is taking a page from Fox's playbook, killing off shows just when they're getting good.  Read on, citizens...

Newton survives human race; homeless pets to benefit

March 24, 2007
Every March, the Volunteer Center of Greensboro hosts The Human Race, a 5K walk to help local charities raise money. Since the very first year, the Animal Rescue & Foster Program has been one of those charities. This year, I left the comforting glow of my computer monitor to brave 5K in the hot sun to help this worthy cause raise funds to save stray and orphaned pets. You can help, too.  Read on, pet lovers...

What Can I Say Except What the Hell?!

February 13, 2007
This weekend, I attended What The Hell?! Con in Greensboro, and all I can say is, the name certainly fits... and that's a good thing! Read on, geek fan...

It's Not Supposed to be about the Money, Your Honor

January 7, 2007
Supreme Court Justice John Roberts started 2007 by announcing that federal judges are grievously underpaid -- and quickly earned himself the honor of being the first person skewered in The Reality Rant. Read on, MacDuff...

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